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Carl Winslow

Harriette Winslow

Laura Winslow

Mother Winslow

Eddie Winslow

Richie Crawford

Rachel

Waldo

Steven Quincy Urkel

Current Vote Tally
Richie Crawford
2907
Steven Quincy Urkel
2516
Laura Winslow
898
Waldo
894
Carl Winslow
681
Rachel
633
Mother Winslow
559
Eddie Winslow
461
Harriette Winslow
296


8 Best Response Threads Found
         

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I would kill Richie Crawford! (score: 0)
by jadedjay on 2004-11-30, 4:36 pm
he got his hair caught in a lawn mower

I would kill Steven Quincy Urkel! (score: 2)
by icecoldheart on 2004-11-30, 3:46 pm
steve was walking....i mean draging his feet down a back ally when all of a sudden carl steps up behind him and pullsoff his suspenders saying your my bitch....and steve say "just like my dreams big boy" cral starts pounding his ass and when he's dome and cums all over his face he says "did i do that"
then shoots him in the head

    
Re: I would kill Steven Quincy Urkel! (score: 1)
by God_McJesus on 2004-11-30, 9:45 pm
It's amazing what suspenders can do!

I would kill Richie Crawford! (score: 1)
by bukran on 2004-11-30, 3:20 pm
Mullet catches on fire due to grease at Rachel's place.

I would kill Carl Winslow! (score: 0)
by causey420 on 2004-11-29, 2:00 pm
poisoned by a tainted donut given to him by urkel

I would kill Steven Quincy Urkel! (score: 2)
by God_McJesus on 2004-11-28, 2:26 am
Steve walks into the Winslow's house unannounced as usual and then bends backwards with his stomach facing upwards and his hands and feet touching the ground and crawls like a spider upstairs to Laura's room. He knocks on the door with his head, Laura comes out naked expecting Richie to be there. She screams when she sees Steve poised like a spider and at this point Steve stands upright, like a toothpick, unzips and pulls out his fun sized Almond Joy candy bar and tries to feed it to one of Laura's mouths, when all of a sudden Richie comes driving by in his tricycle and takes a bite out of the candy bar before Laura even has a chance to. Out of embarassment and sheer desperation, Steve tries to gain a bloody entrance to Richie's back door, when all of a sudden, a jealous Waldo jumps out of the wall and palms Steve's head and smashes it into the wall. He then grabs Richie by the legs and uses him like a bat to severely beat Steve to death with. After he notices the enormously large puddle of blood next to Steve's carcass, he throws Richie at a wall and Richie falls to the ground like a sack of potatos. Waldo says his stupid rhyme associated with his name, (Heraldo-Faldo-etc...) walks into the wall and disappears, thankfully to never be seen again. Laura, upset that her lover Richie is dead, takes a bottle of aspirin and dies, Eddie and Carl take turns defiling her dead body.

Steve needed to die because he's not only horny, but he's a horny nerd. Nothing more irritating than a gangly, pubescent, nasally loud mouthed, sex starved nerd, wearing child molester glasses.

I would kill Waldo! (score: 0)
by TropicalSNL on 2004-11-27, 11:24 pm
Where's Waldo?

I would kill Waldo! (score: 1)
by TropicalSNL on 2004-11-27, 11:23 pm
Waldo goes to Pre-School and gets beaten to death on the playground by fellow Pre-Schoolers with tasers.

    
Re: I would kill Waldo! (score: 1)
by God_McJesus on 2004-11-28, 2:28 am
I couldn't agree more!

I would kill Richie Crawford! (score: 0)
by SparkleSheenGlitz on 2004-11-26, 1:02 am
Steve would get custody of him,lol.

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