When you have nothing better to do. That's why you're here anyway, right?

The funniest web site ever.

These guys run a monthly version that you can get in on called the Lee, Jr. An excellent way to waste your time.

Payphone numbers from around the world. Reach out and touch a stranger.

Don't get your ass kicked enough? Order some funny T-shirts from this guy.

Their motto: "No Arms, No Legs, No Problem!" This could be my new bestest favorite site ever.

If there is such a thing as "classy" toilet humor, this is it.

The most prestigious award a dumb, dead person can receive.

Luke Davis, tireless Mining Co. Guide, tracks down all that is distasteful on the net.

Confirm your worst fears - <b>The Internet Is a Waste Of Time!</b>