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Dude Dudley says
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I Would Kill... The Caped Crusader!
Batman enters Wanye manor and a big black pig named Pigy Dudley is sitting there. Pigy Dudley runs towards Batman and bites him in the nuts. Then Pigy Dudley rips Batman's nuts off and dances around. Pigy Dudley sits there and begins to talk. Pigy Dudley- Thow shall not steal...Thow shall not kill and Thow shall not mess with Pigy Dudley!!! Then Pigy Dudey pounces on Batman and taes out a knife. Pigy Dudley stabs Batman to death and leaves. ( I want to kill Batman because I hate him!!!)
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Lotus666 replies
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ROFLMAO What CAN I say to THIS One?! Pigy Dudley? THIS is a CLASSIC name...hmmm...MIGHT have to run with this one in my forum I think...stay tuned...same BAT time...same BAT station!!! Thanks for the inspiration, Dude Dudley! ;)
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Nicola and Katie says
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I Would Kill... The Caped Crusader!
After being brutally unmasked by Miz fat cat malloy, he was tossed from an 10000000 ft high building. But being the caped crusader that he is HE BOUNCED!!!backbyhipping off his elasticated Namco Underpants cunningly rolling the stretch lycra pants into a ball and using it to break his fall. However he had not realised the stress miz fat cat malloy was under and the overwhelming feeling of seeing her arch enamy plumit to his death her life lost all meaning and so she screamed ' ICAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BATMAN.. I STILL LOVE YOU!!' and so in a fit of emotional greive she flung herself off the roof to join her beloved Batman, Tight suit and all. But she did not know that batman was still alive untill the breif second before meeting her doom she saw him standing below her..'GET OUT THE WAY BATMAN MY OVERLY EMOURMUS BACKSIDE WILL SURELY CRUSH YOU IN SECOND..[ooh kinky] AAAAAAGHGHHH....' and so with an almightly squeldge the two star crossed lovers were destined to spend eternatiy in batcat heaven. But the blood stains still remain on that new york street to forever remind us of the fat one and the Namco lycra pant guy. THE END
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Lotus666 replies
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WOW...what an EPIC! Say, you two don't write for 90210 in your spare time do you? hehehe...Full marks for creativity! :)
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Gorn T. Gorn says
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I Would Kill... The Penguin!
Would be dunked up to his neck in a mild hydrogen peroxide solution, while still being given plenty of food and water. The H2O2 would slowly (<>weeks) and painfully fatally dehydrate him, while destroying him from outside-in. Why? Adam West is super cool, Burt Ward is the ultimate bad-ass sidekick, Yvonne Craig is a super babe (she also appeared on Trek), Alan Napier has his own Alfred-Cycle, there will always be more dick-heads to replace dead cops (real or fictional), Lee Meriwether(another Trek chick), Julie Newmarr and Eartha Kitt are far too sexy, Cesar Romero is a cool crazy-fucker, and Frank Gorshin dresses too well(also on Trek). Burgess Meredith should be ashamed to have gone from Beckett to a show based on a comic book.
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Jonny Rocket replies
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Well, Well, Well, I see someone has been his homework. I agree with you on all points except for one. Adam West is not super cool. He is marginally cool. But I am bias. When I met him at a Batman convention when I was five he told me he would be waiting for me in hell.
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... The Caped Crusader!
we want these to because we are the best we are the bat girls and need them to get famous
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SLACKER replies
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What the fuck??? Well I guess if maybe I had my head slammed in a car door thiry times in a row this would make sense to e.
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