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  • TKtv's Becker
    Wow! This show has lasted 3 seasons and was renewed for a fourth. I didn't know anyone watched it.
  • An Unofficial Becker Site
    From my understanding this Becker character is quite an ass and all these sweet people on the show try to find the nice guy underneath it all. How exactly is that different from Sam Malone? Sam was a moron and Becker is a jerk, but it is the same concept. Bah! Who said he hadn't been typecast from Cheers?
  • Becker en Espanol
    Hey, you don't have to speak English to enjoy Becker.
  • Boris Becker Shrine
    Were you actually looking for info about Boris Becker? Sorry about the confusion, but thanks for the traffic.
  • Becker Surfboards and Gear
    Another link that has nothing to do with the show, in case you would rather be shopping for surfboards and gear than thinking about this dumb show. I happen to think the G Shock watches are kinda cool, but I don't surf.



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Too lazy to type my name says
I Would Kill... Bob!
In his final episode, the diner is picketed by thousands of irate fans of the Becker TV show. They demand his hed on the proverbial platter. He emerges and says, "You hate Bob! Your really hate Bob!" At that moment, a rock hits him in the head. Becker rushes to perform first aid, but in his haste to save him, he accidentally injects Bob with a hypo he had in is bag he was holding because of the delayed McVeigh execution.

Zach replies
I'm surprised people don't really have protests over bad television. It can cause such anguish! Don't worry you have a shoulder to cry on here at WWYK?!

Lefty says
I Would Kill... Becker!
Becker gets into a bar brawl with a herd of midgets. It gets ugly, but a fire at a donut shop keeps the police otherwise occupied. Becker, despite some early success, begins to lose [nobody knew his name]and took a pool cue across his testicles. He screamed. In came the eight ball which Becker choked on. Ah family outings.

Zach replies
Ted Danson fighting with midgets . . . I don't even care where the story goes from there. That is all I need to know.

Cross freak says
I Would Kill... Reggie!
The lights in the diner flash on & off & a great light & wind comes from the street. In marches Wayoen, a vorta from Star Trek DS9. He walks over to Reggie & starts to tell her about the wonderful plan thought up by the Founders to Kill Worf's love Dax(Reggie). All praise to the founders. Reggie dies of boredom as Wayoen continues to prattle on about serving the Founders. He then talks to Linda & takes her, beliving her to be the key to destroying the Federation by letting her talk to the Vulcan's & destroy their logic once & for all!!!!!!! Victory is life!!!! Becker still is waiting for his coffee & cheese omlete

Zach replies
Excellent! Everybody loves a good cross-over show.

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