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Crazy Bruno says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
Frasier goes to Israel. Goes to Gaza and the Hamas" guys send a suicide bomber. Booooooooom!!!!!
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Queen Bee says
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I Would Kill... Niles Crane!
While out on the balcony enjoying his morning cup of espresso made with those fancy imported beans, he is startled by a bumblebee that insists on sitting on the rim of his cup. He purses his thin lips and attempts to shoosh it away. The bee refuses to be intimidated and proceeds to fly about his head and shoulders. Niles picks up a copy of Psychiatrist Monthly and waves it about in a feeble attempt to drive the bee off. He begins to curse, and screeches like a teenage girl at a N"Sync concert. His scrawny, pale legs become entangled in his long silk morning robe and he falls over the rail. He plummets to his death screaming "Fuuuucccccckkkkinnnnngggggggg beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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Drew says
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I Would Kill... Maris Crane!
Why poor Eddie? Get rid of that blasted whore Maris. I"m sick of never seeing her all the time, anyhow.
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Martin Crane!
bamboo shoot torture, anyone?
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
after radio psychiatry frasier gets a job renting the top of his head as an ice skating rink for midgets but after a terrible accident frasier"s massive lawsuit makes him file for bankruptcy and suicide
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
THE ONLY REAL DOCTOR THAT CAN HELP YOU IS DR PHIL.
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Roz Doyle!
I would tie her to a tree cut out her belly button reach in pull out some intestine nail it to the tree and free her to run around at gunpiont until she drew out all her intestine then if feeling generous coup de gras her
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Psycho says
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I Would Kill... Martin Crane!
The old bastard has forgotten to feed poor little Eddie again. He is sitting in his ratty chair drinking cheap beer and amusing himself by trying to fart show tunes, when Eddie springs for his throat. He rips out the jugular and goes for the nuts while Martin thrashes around in his death throes. Frasier comes home, sees him and dances a dance of joy. He is free of the old bastard at last. He drags the body and chair to the balcony and tosses them off. As luck would have it Niles is crushed to death. Frasier does another little dance. Unfortunately for him he forgets to feed Eddie.
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
he is the most boring peice of shit on my shoe. i would get him stuck in a cat flap and for him to be in lot of pain talkin to a cat about his problems. he is totally confused and as he struggles once more niles dick is wedged into his large ass. makin a hole is his crack the size of daphneys mouth. he was fucked so hard by his brother that his insides blew up. screw him and screw his dog
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
death by ru ru
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I Would Kill... Roz Doyle!
cause she is to pretty and wetty for her own good!
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
slit throat n drench with red wine the cheap kind
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Maris Crane!
Maris dies without ever being seen. The end
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NOS says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
i put a suicide pill in his drink THEN HE BURNS IN HELL
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kr@z!3 says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
i wanna kill EVERIWUN on this gay show!
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Bulldog!
Roz and Frasier would take him for a ride and shoot him.
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Pippo says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
hurt on the top of a gate
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DR. PHIL says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
DAG NAMMIT, DR. PHIL IS THE ONLY DR. THAT CAN HELP YOU FOOLS!
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
i would aciddently stab his eye balls 100 times.
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Too lazy to type my name says
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I Would Kill... Frasier Crane!
He is at home bragging about himself, as usual, when he is getting to be way to big of a pain in the ass, eddie comes along and bites him to death. Eddie is then put to sleep.
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